Sham Ko Pati Ke Ghar Aate Hi Patni Ne Kichkich Shuru Kar Di Pati: Are Yaar Din Bhar Ka Thakahara Aaya Hu Pahle Fresh To Hone Do Patni: Main Bhi To Din Bhar Akeli Thi To Main Bhi Fresh Ho Rahi Hu
Santa: Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade "I Lov U" Ke Masaj A Rahe Hain Kya Baat Hai? Banta: A Kuchh Nahin Yaar Apni Aisi Kismat Kaha Aaj Bivi Ka Mobile Laya Hu
Boys at a Wedding: Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”, chand ne kaha “saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”